elimiwa asked: RICHIE
YOU FABULOUS FASHION GOD
HELP ME
HOW DO I PACK MY STUFF
I JUST WANNA BRING ALL MY WARDROBE TO MY TRIP BUT IT DOESN'T FIT

Oh, I do like being addressed as a God. Keep that up, my dear.

Now, onto the amateur question. Packing clothes is the true test of a fashionista, darling. Now, firstly, I assume you don’t have any more bags you can take? No little servants willing to do your bidding? No, thought not.

I would suggest using your charm and wit to get yourself room in other people’s bags.. but I doubt you have that either, sweetie.

Actually, thinking about it, your clothes probably aren’t worth going to all this effort for anyway.

There. Problem solved. Take whatever you’re currently wearing and by an entirely new wardrobe there. I could write a list, if you’d like. Though it may take a while..

jujunghe:

ok so oh my god I’ve been so sad you have no idea first of all my girlfriend is a bitch (yes I’m gay DON’T JUDGE ME!!11!ONE) and she was like of course I can go out with other guys I mean I’m in lesbiand fwith you it’s not like I’m cheating on you or something and sex really isn0t a big deal so I bitchslapped her and then we both cried because we are emotional gurlz and also I found out my doggie stinks a little and has dog’s fleas so I dunno if I should let him sleep in my bed and this is soooo boring because you know I can’t sleep without my doggie so I’m a really sad gurl and also last time I went to the cinema there was this total blockhead and you are not reading this but you have no idea how hard I’m laughing and yadda yadda yadda white girl problems and annoying talk and Richie can I touch your butt because poop everywhere.

:3c was that short enough?

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Oops. I seem to have zoned out as soon as I heard the sound of your voice blathering on again. 

Turns out I can’t be a lowly little nice boy. What a shame. Guess I’ll have to stick with being the best there is and therefore only settling with things that fit that description too. Which, in case you were wondering, your life doesn’t. 

(Source: richwellington)

jujunghe:

richwellington:

jujunghe replied to your post: Oh, did I never update you all?

please never leave again.

Oh, now I can’t promise that. Can’t and frankly don’t want to.

However, do not despair, I shall try my very hardest to keep in contact with you peasants, simply because I am that much of a down-to-earth, authentic sort of man. You’re welcome.

Richie you are the best sassy gay friend a girl could ever want I love you.

I resent the “gay”, darling, but I have trained myself to understand your common compliments. So, thank you. I suppose.

I know you love me, dear, why wouldn’t you? I’m positively perfect. Others seem pathetic compared to my presence. Hah ha.

Now, in an attempt to be more kind and compassionate than usual, I ask you how your life has been with out this shiny ray of light that is yours truly? But, do keep it short, sweetie. You know how other people bore me so.

jujunghe replied to your post: Oh, did I never update you all?

please never leave again.

Oh, now I can’t promise that. Can’t and frankly don’t want to.

However, do not despair, I shall try my very hardest to keep in contact with you peasants, simply because I am that much of a down-to-earth, authentic sort of man. You’re welcome.

maractus-deactivated20120228 asked: HEY RICHARD I'M SURE YOU MISSED ME

Oh, good grief.

Yes, of course I missed you. I cried every single night I was away from you. You make my life complete. I am so happy you are back. Hooray.

Oh, did I never update you all?

I finally found that perfect college! Do contain your excitement, dears, if that is possible. So sorry that I haven’t been around, but all these new friends really do take up all of my time.

I won’t stay long, I’ve got another raving bash to attend soon, and I’m sure it will be filled with hundreds of upper class, completely out of all of your leagues gentlemen.

Although, I do have time to spare, so I suppose I’ll feign interest in all your lives. If I must. Sigh.

nick-in-a-box started following you

You again. I thought I made it very clear last time we spoke that I despised you for everything you stand for an-

..Oh. I see you’ve changed your outfit. You look like you’ve had a serious make.. under. Not a great improvement, I must say. However, it does show off your general poor, unworthy, patheticness rather well. Ha. Ha.

mistytpednaem replied to your post: mistytpednaem replied to your post: Dear Mr….

You’re just kinda mean.

Sticks and stones, sweetie.

I’m rubber, you’re glue, yadda yadda.

mistytpednaem replied to your post: Dear Mr. Wellington, if everything goes well, I’ll be going to college in a couple of months. Do you have any advice for me?

… I don’t think you give very good advice.

It’s not my fault if you don’t understand my genius, darling.

mistytpednaem asked: Dear Mr. Wellington, if everything goes well, I'll be going to college in a couple of months. Do you have any advice for me?

Dear Adoring Fan,

I am flattered you came to me for such an important piece of advice, darling. Well, I do say flattered, it is rather to be expected. I do have an extremely large intellect and talent when it comes to.. well, anything.

As for college.. I myself haven’t been, as I am yet to find one that can cater to the aforementioned humongous intelligence that I have. However, I can make a very educated guess as to what will help your little mind survive it.

Firstly, do make sure everyone there knows that you are superior. Friends there will be a bonus, as your main goal is to make sure they understand that you are much, much better than them. In every way possible. It is the only way to success.

Secondly, If you want to be boring and old-fashioned, and actually make friends, then I would suggest an extreme makeover before you go. I am talking “Oh my gosh, who is that girl she is definetly not my bland friend she must be someone completly new” kind of makeover. Imagine a ‘fashion bomb’ hitting you.

..Maybe several.

Lastly, Do not, under any circumstances, be yourself. That’s just dull. If you want to be anyone, I would suggest be me…

[He snorts]

I kid. That’s impossible for a tiny baby like you. No-one can reach my standards.

I hope this helps, sweetie.